I wear very distinctive glasses. It's almost guaranteed that if I'm in a pub/socialising with strangers setting there will be a man who thinks it's so cute to tell me I'd be prettier without my glasses and/or probably don't really need them anyway and will then TRY TO TAKE THEM FROM MY FACE! I once had to spend half an hour interacting with a man 2 foot taller than me who was holding my glasses hostage (waving them around and stretching them on his big head) and trying to get me to wrestle him for them. I now have to become a stone cold bitch the moment my glasses are complemented because it dissolves into "cute" playground bullying before I’ve had time to put down my drink. It's like they've all seen the same movie and don't notice I'm not playing my part right #notyourmanicpixiedreamgirl